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nanowrimo 2010

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Diary of a Blind Madman

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nanowrimo 2010
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Well, the call upon Dr. Rocks is over.


I am not pleased.

As anticipated by nearly everyone but me, his suggestion was that we simply remove my grape instead of doing a biopsy and then removing it. Sensible. I approve.

*grits teeth*

*snarls*

In about a month!

*sighs*

Oh well. The revelation is that my grape is shaped about like a fried egg (a little one) and is some sort of soft tissue oozing between plates of the skull. Nothing appears to be inside. The doctor tells me he may have to replace some of the skull (spackle?) with some substance that had a metallic-sounding name. I've always wanted a metal plate in my head to attract signals from benevolent aliens and keep the government from beaming thoughts into my brain.

Maybe next time.


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Humour

(Anonymous)
Hey Karl!

Your rigid humour amazes me all the time!

With a metal plate in your head you could even be the star in the next James Bond:

"Dr. Louderback wants to rule the world". The plot could be taken from your SC diary. Hehe.

Wish you all the best!

Percy

Herr Dr. von Lauterbach, if you please. The old family name seems much more sinister.

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