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Diary of a Blind Madman

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Thundering Glans!
nanowrimo 2010
Well, this morning I was attacked by a huge spider in the bathroom. Attacked is the correct word. I drew back the shower curtain and saw it on the inside of the curtain. As I watched it flexed it's legs and actually jumped on me. It was approximately the size of a bear so fighting it off was a major battle. Come to think of it I must ask Godzilla if there's any chance it was just a bear in a spider suit.

Back at work today. Lots to do. Busy. Busy. Busy.

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That could be. I don't think I like this new development. Bears and spiders working together? This could bring on an unprecedented level of paranoia.

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Re: Attack of the spider in bear's clothing!

We have most of those too, especially the Black Widow. We also have lots of mean snakes like copperheads, the occasional rattler, water mocisans, and so forth.

And mean rats.

ASIDE: Actually, in DC there are black, and even the occasional white, squirrells. Squirrels are, obviously, the earthly forms that angels take. We you are good, you get reincarneted as a squirrel. When you are bad, you come back as a Disney Land/World employee- the worst coming back as the mascots.

Also, we have a lot of angry people. And seeing as how Virginians tend to feel the need to be armed to the tooth, it's pretty dangerous.

Still, our crime problems are nothing compaired to the onslaught of spiders. We ahve no tarantulas or scorpions (bastard spiders), so I feel quite safe. We do have crabs, though, and they are delicious.

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