Karl (louderback) wrote,

A list, a resolution, a conviction that this should have become a survey somehow

         I just found this abominable list of words. I hereby resolve to find a way to use each of these words in my journal before December 31st of 2008.

Agelast (AJ-uh-last)
A person that never laughs.
Alopecist (uh-LAHP-i-sist)
A person who claims to prevent or cure baldness.
Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh)
Love-making in a parked car.
Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis)
The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.
Anorchous (an-ORK-us)
Devoid or deprived of testicles; in colloquial lingo, "has no balls."
Ascian (ASH-ee-in)
A person without a shadow.
Basorexia (BAY-zuh-REK-see-uh)
An overwhelming desire to kiss or neck.
Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast)
A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.
Buccula (BUHK-yuu-luh)
A double chin.
Cingulomania (SING-gyoo-loh-MAY-nee-uh)
A strong desire to hold a person in your arms.
Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh)
The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.
Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz'm)
Sex in the bath or shower.
Colpocoquette (KAHL-puh-koh-KET)
A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.
Dactylion (dak-TIL-ee-ahn)
The tip of the middle finger.
Dysania (dis-AY-nee-uh)
The state of having a rough time waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning.
Erotographomania (e-RAHT-uh-GRAF-uh-MAY-nee-uh)
A mania from writing ardent love letters, or an obsession with erotic riting.
Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh)
The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh)
An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.
Hirsutophilia (hur-S</i></b>(Y)OOT-uh-FIL-ee-uh)
Attraction to hairy men.
Horripilate (hahr-RIP-uh-layt)
To get goose bumps.
Imparlibidinous (im-PAHR-li-BIDi-nus)
Unequal in sexual desire.
Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus)
Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.
Lalochezia (LAL-uh-KEE-zee-uh)
The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress.
Latrinalia (LA-tri-NAY-lee-uh)
Bathroom graffiti.
Litch (LIH-ch)
A mass of tangled, matted hair.
Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh)
The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.
Mastilagnia (MAS-ti-LAG-nee-uh)
Sexual pleasure derived from being whipped.
Medectasia (MED-ek-TAY-zhee-uh)
The bulge seen through a man's clothing created by his genetalia.
Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh)
Amorous feelings inspired by music.
Misomaniac (Mis-oh-MAY-nee-ak)
A person who hates everything.
Mung (mu -ung)
Chicken feed.
Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis)
The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.
Omophagist (oh-MAHF-uh-jist)
A person who eats raw flesh.
Onychophagy (AHN-i-KAHF-uh-jee)
The habit of bitting one's fingernails.
Ozoamblyrosis (OH-zoh-AM-bli-ROH-sis)
Loss of sexual apetite because your partner has wicked B.O.
Paneity (pun-NEE-i-tee)
The state of being bread.
Paraphilia (PAR-uh-FIL-ee-uh)
A preoccupation with unusual or abnormal sexual practices.
Peotomy (pee-AHT-uh-mee)
Amputation of the penis.
Polylogize (puh-LIL-uh-jyz)
To talk excessivley.
Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis)
The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets. "playing pocket pool" or "pocket hockey"
Scatology (SKAT -ahl-o-gee)
The study of excrement, or an abnormal interest in feces.
Sphallolalia (SFAL-oh-LAY-lee-yuh)
Flirtatious talk that does not lead to amorous action.
Slattern (SLAT-turn)
A slovenly woman or girl; also, a prostitute.
Tartarology (TAHR-tur-AHL-uh-jee)
Instruction or doctrine concerning Hell.
Timotrudia (TIM-uh-TROO-dee-uh)
Sexual timidity or bashfulness.
Trichotillomania (TRIK-oh-TIL-uh-MAY-nee-uh)
A compulsion to pull out one's hair.
Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh)
The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage.
Tuatara (TOO-uh-Tah-rah)
A two-and-a-half-foot-long, spiney backed, iguanaike reptile.
Typhlobasia (TIF-luh-BAY-zee-uh)
Kissing with the eyes closed.
Tubicination (t </i></b>(y)oo-BIS-i-NAY-shin)
The act of blowing on a brass wind instrument.
Viricapnity (VI-ri-KAP-ni-tee)
The aura of virile sexuality presumed to emanate from a man who is smoking.
Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt)
A feeble attempt at humor.
Zoanthropy (zoh-An-thruh-pee)
The delusion that one is an animal.

         I even alphabetized it! What a shrieking pain that was.


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