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nanowrimo 2010


Diary of a Blind Madman

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2006.31 long meme
nanowrimo 2010
A meme I filled out for no reason I can discern. I just get these urges.

  1. My uncle once: Recorded a coon hound on my tape recorder.
  2. Never in my life have I:
  3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: I don't know anyone like that.
  4. High School is: Forgettable and forgotten.
  5. When I'm nervous: the pitch of my voice increases.
  6. The last time I cried was: about a week ago watching tv.
  7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: Nobody. I wouldn't have a ceremony.
  8. My hair: is shaved off.
  9. When I was 5: I lived in Lauterbach.
  10. Last Christmas I: Did nothing memorable.
  11. When I turn my head left, I see: the unspeakable clutter of my desk.
  12. When I turn my head right, I see: my exercise bike.
  13. When I look down I see: My chair and the board it sits on.
  14. The craziest recent event was: the multiple 3am phone calls from a 13 year old who was afraid of the dark.
  15. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: someone who lives in the closed and yells his lines at the rest of the cast.
  16. By this time next year: I'll be a year older?
  17. My favorite Aunt is: 92.
  18. I have a hard time understanding: why I shouldn't whack stupid, rude people with my white cane.
  19. One time at a family gathering: nobody pressed charges.
  20. You know I "like" you if: I don't insult you.
  21. If I won an award, the first person(people) I'd thank: what?
  22. Take my advice: a thing worth doing is worth overdoing.
  23. My ideal breakfast is: sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits that I make myself.
  24. If you visit my hometown: you'll be using a time machine. It's not there anymore.
  25. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: bathroom?
  26. If you spend the night at my house: you'll find I don't really have a guest room.
  27. I'd stop my wedding if: I was having one. I detest wedding ceremony.
  28. The world could do without: I'm assuming this should be a list of names. Don't have room here.
  29. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: I'd rather not do that.
  30. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: the lid for a 5-quart mini-griddle/slow cooker.
  31. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: salami.
  32. My favorite blonde is: Loni Anderson?
  33. My favorite brunette is: out there somewhere.
  34. And by the way: I am old enough to prefer liquid deodorant.
  35. The last time I was high: long enough ago to be forgotten.
  36. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: people.
  37. I should have been: born in about 1850.
  38. Once, at a bar: I caught a thrown knife in the back of my hand.
  39. Last night: didn't sleep.
  40. There's this girl I know who: enters contests incessantly.
  41. This guy I know: disappeared when he inherited an oil well.
  42. A better name for me would be: let's not get into the whole name thing.
  43. If I ever go back to school I'll: probably drop out after a week.
  44. My birthday is: utterly without interest to me.

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Your answers have persuaded me not to do this meme.

You *totally* crack me up!

Jeez, I bet you have some very unique stories to tell.

When I turn my head left, I see: the unspeakable clutter of my desk.
When I turn my head right, I see: my exercise bike.

That's ironic, donchya think?

my whole life is a study in constrasts and irony. I am blind and have a huge projection TV. I live alone and have a huge house (well, my sis is here). I can't see worth a damn and am doing more art work than I've done in my whole life before I went blind.

go figger.

You're not entirely blind, correct?

I can see a little. I use a white cane to get around though and a screen reader to let me use the computer.

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