geekgrrl, Your cause is just!You Canadians go ahead and dominate the U.S. On behalf of Missouri, I surrender. Go ahead and begin relocating the Baptists whenever you want.
Given the news of late ("friendly fire" the whole Middle East thing) I have come to belive that the U.S. is conducting wars based on headgear. Consider... Americans wear ball caps - forward, backward, whatever. This is pretty much universal in the U.S. save for the occasional abberant cowboy hat or fedora. Who are we fighting? People wearing turbans. This is not properly a hat at all, but cloth wound about the head. Obviously not"approved" headgear. Now factor in the Canadians. Betcha they were wearing those funny poofy things - again not "approved" headgear. The only thing that doesn't fit is the yamaka thingies the Israelis are wearing. I wonder if we'll start bombing them soon?