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Diary of a Blind Madman

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nanowrimo 2010
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I slept poorly last night. I didn't fall asleep until around 2:00. I woke at 6:30 despite an intense desire to sleep on. I had dreams last night, nothing of much consequence, but I have recorded them.

Another day of paperwork. I must call doctors and see that the filled out my forms, too.

I got an hour this morning of privacy. My mother and sister are off to the doctor's office.

My chance at last! I can now have in those strippers I've been wanting! I've been looking in the Jefferson City, MO phonebook. What a dismal experience. Nothing under "strippers", not even a strip-o-gram I could send to myself. Under "adult" I got "adult day care". I tried "hookers", "prostitution", "babes" "streetwalkers", "callgirls" and finally got a hit on "escort services". *Sigh* It is in St. Louis.

I guess I'll have to content myself with running around the house in my underwear and maybe eating a chocolate doughnut when nobody can catch me at it.

On second though. Naah.


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I guess I'll have to content myself with running around the house in my underwear and maybe eating a chocolate doughnut when nobody can catch me at it.


Every man's dream - the life of Homer Simpson?

Re: the life of Homer (Simpson, not the other one)

pretty close... being diabetic forbidden foods have become "forbidden fruit" and therefore desirable. I don't even like chocolate doughnuts.

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