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Diary of a Blind Madman

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My dreams have guest star cameos
nanowrimo 2010
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James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I'm having an old friend for dinner. Mighty Ed: On the other hand that would make a total of three hands. U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon: That's pretty deep for a redhead. Kitty Russell: I'm a pretty deep redhead. Neil Armstrong, First Man on the Moon: I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we actually did. Ian Halliday AKA Ringbark: C'est dur de mourir au printemps tu sais Mais je pars aux fleurs la paix dans l'âme

         What do these people have in common? Left to right they are Ian Halliday AKA Ringbark, Neil Armstrong, First Man on the Moon, Miss Kitty of Gunsmoke the proverbial hooker with a heart of gold, Mighty Ed my Mighty Friend, Dr. Hannibal "the cannibal" Lecter, and Auric Goldfinger of great fame as a "Bond villain".

         They were all in my dream just now. Mighty Ed and I were in go karts. If you knew our size, you would see just how ridiculous and undignified a scene that presents, but nevertheless we were racing up a mountain road as pursued by, well, by Auric Goldfinger. Auric had a golden go kart (why wasn't it too heavy to move?) from which he kept shooting at us with the side mounted machine guns. The pursuit went on for a while up a rather winding road with many a near collision with the mountainside and many a near slip over the precipitous cliff on the other side. Eventually we came to a truck stop called "Miss Kitty's" where, for some reason, we thought it a good idea to hide.

         We went inside to find Miss Kitty playing the piano (I wish I could remember the tune) and singing. Neil Armstrong called out a hearty welcome and asked "Do you want the whiskey or the whiskey?" We sat down at a table where Ringbark was playing cards with Dr. Lecter and when the next hand was played joined in. I had no money, so Mighty Ed had to split his with me causing Dr. Lecter to give us a dirty look.

         Auric Goldfinger then came crashing in through the glass doors of the truck stop shouting "I expect you to die." Dr. Lecter looked at him, turned back and began dealing the cards mumbling under his breath "Amateur."

         Thus endeth the dream. Any and all interpretations are welcome.


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You have such hysterical dreams sometimes!

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